Cards of Love Just want to tell you now, this may not work for fat-slobs like myself. I've asked her out, I give subtle hints, and even some robust ones. I told her that everyone has a perfect match, but I think I may have found mine, but I found it in the wrong person.

How to get a Girlfriend

All of your friends are hooked up with a girl and you are left out on the sidelines. where are you going wrong? Why don't girls like you? Are you ugly? Do you smell bad? A million why's what if's and am I questions run through your head. In desperation you want to scream out I am here, Why don't you see me?

Firstly appearing desperate will get you nowhere "Please go out with me no one else will" is not a good way to start you will get a few funny looks if you try that one.

Be patient there is no rush don't jump on the first girl who says hello to you, just

Because she says hello does not mean that, she wants to spend the rest of her life with you.

Five reasons why girls might not want to go out with you

Five reasons why girls might not want to go out with you

1) Immaturity, if you play the fool, can't take anything seriously play silly jokes and so on, how is a girl ever going to take you seriously, if you really want a girl to take you seriously, it's time to grow up.

2) Self Confidence, girls like boys to be self confident, if you are not confident about yourself, how do you expect a girl to be confident with you?

3) Over confidence, there is such a thing as being over confident, girls like confidence but overdoing it makes it look like you are boasting.

4) Appearance, if you don't take care of your appearance a girl won't want to go out with you, if you cant take care of yourself how would you take care of her?

5) Egotism, a big ego means a big head, you may think that you are the greatest thing since sliced bread but you are the only one, if you spend all of your time thinking about yourself you wont have much time left to think about her.

Take a good look at yourself

Be honest take a close look at yourself, what do you see? Write down what you like about yourself and what you don't, If you need to ask your friends what they think do so.

Discover who you are and if you don't like what you see its time to make some changes, sort yourself out and be who you want to be, learn to love yourself because if you don't, how can you expect anyone else to?

Once you have sorted yourself, it is time to go on to the next step getting that girl

Get the girl

There are no hard and fast rules to asking a girl out, be mature and confident and of course you must always be ready for rejection, girls cannot be forced to like you, they either do or they don't, rejection isn't fatal, it's a set back and you will get over it quickly.

Pickup lines, are a good start if delivered with the humour intended, although some girls don't like them they can be a good icebreaker.Make her laugh, talk about things you both like, don't tell lies they can get out of control and a relationship based on lies will never work.

Just be yourself dont try too hard enjoy the moment and have a little confidence in yourself after all if you don't ask for what you want you don't get

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